Oasis T-Shirt

Cowboys are known to make anywhere their oasis. Back in the day, a sun-baked vaquero and his amigos squinted at a pair of scraggly palm trees (or were they just exceptionally tall saguaros? who knows.) and said, "Boys, we've made it to paradise!" They propped up their lawn chairs, cracked open some lukewarm Lone Stars, and brought the beach right to their boots.